Executive Order 232: Presidential Medal Of Freedom

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered as follows:

I hereby award the Presidential Medal of Freedom to the following individuals.

Elvish DeLay - For his attempt to gerrymander the nation for the Democrats, much in the fashion of the Republicans whose tactics they denounce.

Mason Rove - For playing the part of a divisive, uncouth, and unintelligent little man who is merely a lackey to those in real power.

UsamaBinCheney - For his hate-filled and divisive attack on the opposition, despite his own railing at such from the other side.

William Jennings Racist - For his support of keeping deserving Asians and Arabs out of colleges in favor of those racial groups deemed "worthy."

Kris - For her dedication to equal rights for women.

JJ - For his dedication to the Democratic process and proud history of building great leaders of our nation.



August 14, 2007.