Executive Order 238: 'Hang on Sloopy' as National Rock Song
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered as follows:
I hereby order that "Hang on Sloopy" by the McCoys is now the official rock song of America, because Sloopy, girl, I don't know what your daddy do.
THE WHITE HOUSE,
August 20, 2007.